Found this the other day when I was chatting to Paul about the girls that got away during high school.  There was one girl who I liked for 2 years at high school but the opportunity never seemed to come up to ask her out.  I was never sure whether she liked me even though we flirted like hell.  I would have been laughed at by so many of my friends and how would we ever be able to hang out again if she rejected me?

Many years later though, I bumped into this girl at a party; she confessed to me that I used to be in her diary every day during high school and that ‘I should know why’!? Damn!!  The tagline is:

Is there somebody you like, but you’re not sure whether they feel the same?

Fits far too well with my situation at the time.  Unfortunately by the party she  already had a boyfriend.  Chance missed. Shame, as she was an absolute stunner  Check it out: Why Aren’t We Dating

A frustrated Indonesian football (soccer) fan went crazy and took matters into his own hands by expertly taking the ball and running the length of the pitch Forrest Gump style.

Notice his lack of shoes!! His shot was a bit poor though, lacked accuracy straight at the keeper but his pace and power are to be admired.  One spectator said: “He could be a future striker for Indonesia.”.  We have to agree because like the rest of the team he couldn’t even score.

He’s probably better than the entire Indonesian team put together anyway.

Found this except by Woody Allen. I think he got it right. I mean, it sucks that our lives get worse as we age. We have less fun, more responsibility, the body degenerates and we become “old”. Not something to look foward to. As soon as we’re old enough to start appreciating life, it’s like “damn, i’m old already and heading towards death!”. Most of the fun is over with. Maybe that’s why people have kids… A distraction from how miserable the future really is! So Woody got the right idea. The ‘direction’ of life really sucks, so the opposite way around would be absolutely perfect!!!!

“In my next life I want to live backwards.
You start out dead and get that out of the way.

The you wake up in an old people’s home
feeling better every day.
You get kicked out for being too healthy,
go collect your pension, and then when
you start work, you get a gold watch
and a party of your first day.

You work for 40 years until you’re young
enough to enjoy your retirement.

You party, drink alcohol, and are
generally promiscuous, then you
are ready for high school.

You then go to primary school,
you become a kid, you play.
you have no responsibilities,
you become a baby until you
are born. And then you spend your last 9 months floating in
luxurious spa like conditions with
central heating and room service
on top, larder quaters every day
and then, Volia!
You finish off as an orgasm!

I rest my case.”