<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8"?>
<rss version="2.0"
	xmlns:content="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/content/"
	xmlns:wfw="http://wellformedweb.org/CommentAPI/"
	xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/"
	xmlns:atom="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom"
	xmlns:sy="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/syndication/"
	xmlns:slash="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/slash/"
	>

<channel>
	<title>CloseButSoFar &#187; Uncategorized</title>
	<atom:link href="http://closebutsofar.com/category/uncategorized/feed/" rel="self" type="application/rss+xml" />
	<link>http://closebutsofar.com</link>
	<description>Lighthearted fun. All so close, but so far from home</description>
	<lastBuildDate>Fri, 21 May 2010 11:19:38 +0000</lastBuildDate>
	<language>en</language>
	<sy:updatePeriod>hourly</sy:updatePeriod>
	<sy:updateFrequency>1</sy:updateFrequency>
	<generator>http://wordpress.org/?v=3.0</generator>
		<item>
		<title>Dreams come True Hall &amp; Oates. But you still age badly</title>
		<link>http://closebutsofar.com/2010/05/dreams-come-true-hall/</link>
		<comments>http://closebutsofar.com/2010/05/dreams-come-true-hall/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 20 May 2010 07:02:22 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Lee</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[1980s]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Uncategorized]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[ageing]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[football]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[humour]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[photoshopped]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[pop music]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[zombies]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[dreams come true hall]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[gianfranco zola]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[hall & oates]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[you make my dreams come true]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://closebutsofar.com/?p=206</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[You make my dreams come true Hall &#38; Oates, the quintessential 1980s pop song. They don&#8217;t make cheesy electronic pop music like they used to.  A bit like WHAM&#8230; check out the hair: Ever wondered what happened to them? Did your Dreams come true Hall? Well, i presume not in terms of ageing&#8230; The phrase [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>You make my <strong>dreams come true Hall</strong> &amp; Oates, the quintessential 1980s pop song. They don&#8217;t make cheesy electronic pop music like they used to.  A bit like WHAM&#8230; check out the hair:</p>
<div id="attachment_209" class="wp-caption alignnone" style="width: 310px"><a href="http://closebutsofar.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/614px-HallandOatesAlbumCover.jpg"><img class="size-medium wp-image-209 " title="dreams-come-true-hall-and-oates" src="http://closebutsofar.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/614px-HallandOatesAlbumCover-300x292.jpg" alt="" width="300" height="292" /></a><p class="wp-caption-text">Young and fresh, somehow this look drew the women (and men) in the 1980s...</p></div>
<p>Ever wondered what happened to them? Did your Dreams come true Hall? Well, i presume not in terms of ageing&#8230;</p>
<div id="attachment_210" class="wp-caption alignnone" style="width: 310px"><a href="http://closebutsofar.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/you-make-my-dreams-come-true-hall-and-oates.png"><img class="size-medium wp-image-210 " title="you-make-my-dreams-come-true-hall-and-oates" src="http://closebutsofar.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/you-make-my-dreams-come-true-hall-and-oates-300x289.png" alt="" width="300" height="289" /></a><p class="wp-caption-text">Hall and Oates - now inducted into the Zombie Dreams come true Hall of fame..</p></div>
<p>The phrase &#8216;well preserved&#8217; comes to mind&#8230; so much so that we must induct Hall and Oates into the Zombie Dreams come True Hall of Fame! (the only other member is actually Gianfranco Zola):</p>
<div id="attachment_212" class="wp-caption alignnone" style="width: 200px"><a href="http://closebutsofar.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/zola-zombie.jpg"><img class="size-medium wp-image-212 " title="zola-zombie" src="http://closebutsofar.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/zola-zombie-190x300.jpg" alt="" width="190" height="300" /></a><p class="wp-caption-text">Zola, manager of West Ham Football club.  Part-time Zombie</p></div>
<p>I&#8217;m sure these 3 will be the first &#8216;people&#8217; you see come a zombie outbreak.</p>
<p>Still, i bet Hall and Oates are laughing all the way to the bank with their one hit wonder:   &#8216;You make my dreams come true&#8217;.  Full of cheesy 80s electronica groove. Incidentally &#8216;You make my dreams come true&#8217; &#8211; Hall &amp; Oates was released as a single in 1980, re-used to terrible effect in &#8216;The Wedding Singer&#8217; too and used to none epic effect when they&#8217;re trying to get a polar bear off a yard in &#8216;Dumb and Dumberer&#8217;:</p>
<p>Check out the song though: Dreams come true &#8211; Hall &amp; Oates YouTube video:</p>
<p><object classid="clsid:d27cdb6e-ae6d-11cf-96b8-444553540000" width="480" height="385" codebase="http://download.macromedia.com/pub/shockwave/cabs/flash/swflash.cab#version=6,0,40,0"><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true" /><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always" /><param name="src" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/X_I4wtNPv5w&amp;hl=en_GB&amp;fs=1&amp;" /><param name="allowfullscreen" value="true" /><embed type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="480" height="385" src="http://www.youtube.com/v/X_I4wtNPv5w&amp;hl=en_GB&amp;fs=1&amp;" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true"></embed></object></p>
<p>Ah well, at least people were happier in the 80s <img src='http://closebutsofar.com/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_smile.gif' alt=':)' class='wp-smiley' /> </p>
]]></content:encoded>
			<wfw:commentRss>http://closebutsofar.com/2010/05/dreams-come-true-hall/feed/</wfw:commentRss>
		<slash:comments>0</slash:comments>
		</item>
		<item>
		<title>100 year old Granny parachutes &#8211; guaranteed to lose teeth</title>
		<link>http://closebutsofar.com/2009/12/100-year-old-granny-parachutes-guaranteed-to-lose-teeth-evidence-provided/</link>
		<comments>http://closebutsofar.com/2009/12/100-year-old-granny-parachutes-guaranteed-to-lose-teeth-evidence-provided/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 21 Dec 2009 07:28:40 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Lee</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Uncategorized]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[100 years old]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[centurion]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[controversial]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[crazy]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[funny]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[grandmother]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[granny]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[humor]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[humour]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[oldest parachutist]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[parachuting]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://closebutsofar.com/?p=109</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[So a 100 year old Brazilian Grandmother is going to do a parachute jump from 4,000 metres on Christmas Day -she&#8217;ll be the oldest parachutist in history.  WE URGE HER NOT TO DO THIS. False teeth are expensive and I don&#8217;t believe they have healthcare provision in Rio. Look what happened to this Granny: Apparently [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>So a <strong>100 year old</strong> Brazilian Grandmother is going to do a parachute jump from 4,000 metres on Christmas Day -she&#8217;ll be the oldest parachutist in history. <strong> WE URGE HER NOT TO DO THIS.</strong></p>
<p>False teeth are expensive and I don&#8217;t believe they have healthcare provision in Rio. Look what happened to this Granny:</p>
<div id="attachment_111" class="wp-caption alignnone" style="width: 310px"><a href="http://closebutsofar.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/12/granny2.jpg"><img class="size-medium wp-image-111" title="granny-parachuting2" src="http://closebutsofar.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/12/granny2-300x224.jpg" alt="" width="300" height="224" /></a><p class="wp-caption-text">Granny feeling the G&#39;s</p></div>
<div id="attachment_113" class="wp-caption alignnone" style="width: 310px"><a href="http://closebutsofar.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/12/granny4.jpg"><img class="size-medium wp-image-113 " title="granny-parachuting4" src="http://closebutsofar.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/12/granny4-300x227.jpg" alt="" width="300" height="227" /></a><p class="wp-caption-text">It&#39;s coming out. Not a pretty site</p></div>
<div id="attachment_114" class="wp-caption alignnone" style="width: 310px"><a href="http://closebutsofar.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/12/granny5.jpg"><img class="size-medium wp-image-114" title="granny-parachuting5" src="http://closebutsofar.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/12/granny5-300x225.jpg" alt="" width="300" height="225" /></a><p class="wp-caption-text">The force is too strong..whoosh and it&#39;s gone..</p></div>
<div id="attachment_116" class="wp-caption alignnone" style="width: 310px"><a href="http://closebutsofar.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/12/grannyafter.jpg"><img class="size-medium wp-image-116" title="grannyafter" src="http://closebutsofar.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/12/grannyafter-300x225.jpg" alt="" width="300" height="225" /></a><p class="wp-caption-text">no teeth, no shape; all worrying..</p></div>
<p>Apparently her Grandson helped her to organise the jump&#8230; <strong>hmmm&#8230; how about that inheritance Granny?</strong> &#8230; I bet she actually asked for a nice jumper.</p>
<pre>C67FDWBD7TH8</pre>
]]></content:encoded>
			<wfw:commentRss>http://closebutsofar.com/2009/12/100-year-old-granny-parachutes-guaranteed-to-lose-teeth-evidence-provided/feed/</wfw:commentRss>
		<slash:comments>1</slash:comments>
		</item>
		<item>
		<title>Welcome to Closebutsofar!</title>
		<link>http://closebutsofar.com/2009/12/welcome/</link>
		<comments>http://closebutsofar.com/2009/12/welcome/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sat, 12 Dec 2009 17:07:39 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>closebutsofar</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Uncategorized]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://closebutsofar.com/?p=1</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Greetings! We are trying to get these forums going, feel free to visit and make a post! http://earth.closebutsofar.com http://brisbane.closebutsofar.com A lot of work still needs to be done on this&#8230; getting there slowly!]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Greetings! We are trying to get these forums going, feel free to visit and make a post!</p>
<div id="attachment_67" class="wp-caption alignnone" style="width: 173px"><a href="http://earth.closebutsofar.com"><img class="size-full wp-image-67 " title="closebutsofar" src="http://closebutsofar.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/12/logo.jpg" alt="" width="163" height="110" /></a><p class="wp-caption-text">Earthly discussion forums</p></div>
<p><a href="http://earth.closebutsofar.com">http://earth.closebutsofar.com</a></p>
<p><a href="http://brisbane.closebutsofar.com">http://brisbane.closebutsofar.com</a></p>
<p>A lot of work still needs to be done on this&#8230; getting there slowly!</p>
]]></content:encoded>
			<wfw:commentRss>http://closebutsofar.com/2009/12/welcome/feed/</wfw:commentRss>
		<slash:comments>1</slash:comments>
		</item>
	</channel>
</rss>
