CloseButSoFar » 100 years old http://closebutsofar.com Lighthearted fun. All so close, but so far from home Fri, 21 May 2010 11:19:38 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.0 100 year old Granny parachutes – guaranteed to lose teeth http://closebutsofar.com/2009/12/100-year-old-granny-parachutes-guaranteed-to-lose-teeth-evidence-provided/ http://closebutsofar.com/2009/12/100-year-old-granny-parachutes-guaranteed-to-lose-teeth-evidence-provided/#comments Mon, 21 Dec 2009 07:28:40 +0000 Lee http://closebutsofar.com/?p=109 So a 100 year old Brazilian Grandmother is going to do a parachute jump from 4,000 metres on Christmas Day -she’ll be the oldest parachutist in history.  WE URGE HER NOT TO DO THIS.

False teeth are expensive and I don’t believe they have healthcare provision in Rio. Look what happened to this Granny:

Granny feeling the G's

It's coming out. Not a pretty site

The force is too strong..whoosh and it's gone..

no teeth, no shape; all worrying..

Apparently her Grandson helped her to organise the jump… hmmm… how about that inheritance Granny? … I bet she actually asked for a nice jumper.

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