CloseButSoFar » controversial http://closebutsofar.com Lighthearted fun. All so close, but so far from home Fri, 21 May 2010 11:19:38 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.0 Why Aren’t We Dating? The one that got away?? http://closebutsofar.com/2010/01/why-arent-we-dating-confess-to-your-crush-this-valentines-day/ http://closebutsofar.com/2010/01/why-arent-we-dating-confess-to-your-crush-this-valentines-day/#comments Tue, 26 Jan 2010 08:17:21 +0000 Lee http://closebutsofar.com/?p=180

Why Aren't We Dating?

Found this the other day when I was chatting to Paul about the girls that got away during high school.  There was one girl who I liked for 2 years at high school but the opportunity never seemed to come up to ask her out.  I was never sure whether she liked me even though we flirted like hell.  I would have been laughed at by so many of my friends and how would we ever be able to hang out again if she rejected me?

Many years later though, I bumped into this girl at a party; she confessed to me that I used to be in her diary every day during high school and that ‘I should know why’!? Damn!!  The tagline is:

Is there somebody you like, but you’re not sure whether they feel the same?

Fits far too well with my situation at the time.  Unfortunately by the party she  already had a boyfriend.  Chance missed. Shame, as she was an absolute stunner :(  Check it out: Why Aren’t We Dating

]]> http://closebutsofar.com/2010/01/why-arent-we-dating-confess-to-your-crush-this-valentines-day/feed/ 7 100 year old Granny parachutes – guaranteed to lose teeth http://closebutsofar.com/2009/12/100-year-old-granny-parachutes-guaranteed-to-lose-teeth-evidence-provided/ http://closebutsofar.com/2009/12/100-year-old-granny-parachutes-guaranteed-to-lose-teeth-evidence-provided/#comments Mon, 21 Dec 2009 07:28:40 +0000 Lee http://closebutsofar.com/?p=109 So a 100 year old Brazilian Grandmother is going to do a parachute jump from 4,000 metres on Christmas Day -she’ll be the oldest parachutist in history.  WE URGE HER NOT TO DO THIS.

False teeth are expensive and I don’t believe they have healthcare provision in Rio. Look what happened to this Granny:

Granny feeling the G's

It's coming out. Not a pretty site

The force is too strong..whoosh and it's gone..

no teeth, no shape; all worrying..

Apparently her Grandson helped her to organise the jump… hmmm… how about that inheritance Granny? … I bet she actually asked for a nice jumper.

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]]> http://closebutsofar.com/2009/12/100-year-old-granny-parachutes-guaranteed-to-lose-teeth-evidence-provided/feed/ 1 Was the Buddha GAY? Evidence shows that it’s likely! http://closebutsofar.com/2009/12/was-the-buddha-gay-evidence-shows-that-its-likely/ http://closebutsofar.com/2009/12/was-the-buddha-gay-evidence-shows-that-its-likely/#comments Wed, 16 Dec 2009 14:07:32 +0000 paul http://closebutsofar.com/?p=41 When I was first reading the Buddhist scriptures, the Buddha would talk about his attendant Ananda in very homoerotic terms. Nobody had ever mentioned anything about this so I didn’t think much of it at the time. just seemed kind of weird… the way in which the Buddha would gossip to others about how hot his (MALE) personal attendant Ananda is.

the handsome anada reciting the buddha's teachings

Finally, I decided to conduct some search about this. and I found that there is actually evidence which shows homoerotic elements in the relationship between the Buddha and his attendant Ananda. The best example is in the Jataka – accounts of the Buddha’s former lives. In these texts, there are some steamy accounts of the Buddha and his male attendant Ananda. A common theme of the Jatakas is love and devotion between men. It glorifies the homosexual relationship (not that there’s anything wrong with that!). But think about it….. Two men who are always together….. Day and night….. Ananda is dedicated mind, body, and soul to the Buddha, and was known to be a very attractive boy. And lets face it, if the Buddha is starved of women, wouldn’t he not feel some attraction towards this handsome boy who is always by his side? In fact, it is the Buddha who chooses to have this handsome boy by his side at all times.

The reality is that in monastic life, there has been a certain laxity towards homosexuality. I mean, what do you get when you take a bunch of guys and starve them of women? It’s the same as what you get in prisons. Homosexuals. Monks are still human after all.

Further evidence points to the Dob dob in Tibetan Buddhism. A monastic fraternity who would fight over boys (for sexual relationships). In other words, they were openly paedophiles. Just as many of the ancient greek philosophers were.

This topic, of homoeroticism in Buddhism has been kept surprisingly quiet. Perhaps it’s time to bring the Buddha out of the closet?

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