100 year old Granny parachutes - guaranteed to lose... So a 100 year old Brazilian Grandmother is going to do a parachute jump from 4,000 metres on Christmas Day -she'll be the oldest parachutist in history. WE URGE HER NOT TO DO THIS.
False teeth are...
Frustrated Indonesian football fan goes CRAZY! A frustrated Indonesian football (soccer) fan went crazy and took matters into his own hands by expertly taking the ball and running the length of the pitch Forrest Gump style.
Notice his lack...
My Next Life by Woody Allen Found this except by Woody Allen. I think he got it right. I mean, it sucks that our lives get worse as we age. We have less fun, more responsibility, the body degenerates and we become "old". Not something...
python found in bird cage, pet bird missing! BUT... a woman found a fat python stuck on her bird cage. her pet parrot was no-where to be seen and the python had a very fat belly!
BUT... the python had made a critical miscalculation, the bird got its...
kungfu monkey beats up trainer There's this crazy guy in China who teaches monkeys how to do Kung Fu. Anyway, one of his monkeys kicked him in the head whilst he wasn't looking. Judging by the technique on the flying sidekick, the monkey...
A frustrated Indonesian football (soccer) fan went crazy and took matters into his own hands by expertly taking the ball and running the length of the pitch Forrest Gump style.
Notice his lack of shoes!! His shot was a bit poor though, lacked accuracy straight at the keeper but his pace and power are to be admired. One spectator said: “He could be a future striker for Indonesia.”. We have to agree because like the rest of the team he couldn’t even score.
He’s probably better than the entire Indonesian team put together anyway.
So a 100 year old Brazilian Grandmother is going to do a parachute jump from 4,000 metres on Christmas Day -she’ll be the oldest parachutist in history. WE URGE HER NOT TO DO THIS.
False teeth are expensive and I don’t believe they have healthcare provision in Rio. Look what happened to this Granny:
Granny feeling the G's
It's coming out. Not a pretty site
The force is too strong..whoosh and it's gone..
no teeth, no shape; all worrying..
Apparently her Grandson helped her to organise the jump… hmmm… how about that inheritance Granny? … I bet she actually asked for a nice jumper.
There’s this crazy guy in China who teaches monkeys how to do Kung Fu. Anyway, one of his monkeys kicked him in the head whilst he wasn’t looking. Judging by the technique on the flying sidekick, the monkey in the pic appears to be a blackbelt. The rest of the monkeys joined in and gang-bashed him. One even beat him with a stick (apparently). According to an observer, he was pretty angry at the monkeys afterwards. but I think it’s his fault, for having monkeys as students!
perfectly executed flying side-kick
giant leap to knee trainer in the head!
Irresistible flying stick technique
Not beaten up enough? Why not discuss the monkey’s killer techniques on the Earth forums?
